City Kat

“You’re living life on the wild side,” Jess said when I told him about my ‘two boy situation’. We were standing at the bar, pretending to be busy before clearing our two tables. It was a slow night, thank goodness, I couldn’t use anymore stress right now.

“I know,” I felt a little guilty about the fun I was having. “But I honestly don’t feel like what I’m doing is wrong. It’s just busy…not wrong.”

“You’re like a guy,” Jess rolled his eyes. “Guys always play these games, and take advantage of young girls. But this is totally reversed. You’re playing these poor little guys!”

“I’m not playing them!” Jess phhh’ed. “I’m not, I like them both, honestly. It’s just hard to say goodbye to one of them because they’re both so hot and yummy. If I were playing them, I wouldn’t care for either of them, I’d just be taking advantage of what they’re giving me.”

“Their bodies, their toned muscles, tanned skin, strong hands…”

“Stop!”

Jess laughed. “Sorry, I was getting a bit carried away there.”

My table waved me over and I had to leave Jess to his thoughts.

“There is a hair in my Mousse,” the womans face was completely disgusted.

I cringed, “I’m so sorry, I’ll run back and bring you another one.”

“Um no. You think I really want to eat another one with the thought of another hair being in it? I don’t think so.” One eyebrow raised perfectly.

“No problem. I’ll get the manager to give you a discount on your meal, does that sound ok?”

“How about you get the manager to pay for the meal. This is disgusting. I’m not impressed at all.”

So much for a non-stressful night.